strange theme parks

i present to you, the list of theme parks i must go to before i die.

1. BonBon Land - a theme park in Denmark. its based on bottley humor. theres rides & sculptures based on the characters puking or taking a dump. theres even perverted pictures of the characters naked by the restrooms.

2. Nintendo Amusement park - enough said.

3. Love Land - a theme park in Korea based on... sex. theres tons of perverted sculptures depicting sexual positions. i'll just wear plastic covers over my shoes to make sure i dont step on any dried up cum.

4. Dickens World - this is what it would be like if charles dickens' books were reality. of course its located in the United Kingdom. lol.

5. Hershey Park - my favorite chocolate has a theme park? definately going. no doubt this park is located in america, pennsylvania to be exact.

6. Haw Par Villa - even if this park doesn't have rides, i still wanna go. its main focus is chinese folklore and mythology. i dont know one person who chose a mythology or world folklore class in highschool cause they didnt wanna take english. this park is located in singapore.

and lastly, i want to go to heaven.

heaven is an amusement park by: Malachi Ward

~ yours truly

4th week of school

i haven updated for a week so its time now. school has been great. i have all A's so far and it really helps that all my classes are fun and interesting. it keeps me motivated when im entertained. this valentines day i got 14 boxes of comic books. i cant even begin to list all of the titles there is just too many. just know there is possibly every title you can think of in there... except tank girl. ):
they are all alphabetized which is even cooler. it looks like they were a shipment to a comic book store and it got shipped to the wrong address, it was overstock, or someone stole them? not sure but the girl who was trying to get rid of them said her boyfriend found them in an abandoned house.



the next thing i got was so cute. i totally got a bun-bun. i rescued him. this tweaker lady just left him and he looked neglected his nails were long and it looked painful. he flinches every time i touch him and doesnt like to be out of his cage. hes so cute.
i named him killface.



okay so heres the bad part of school; it started my second week of school someones been messing with my car. they threw a rock at my windshield, been shoving chip wrappers in my gas tank, and on wednesday my tires were slashed. i got out at 9:50pm, started my car and started driving, realized i couldnt and parked on the other side of the street got out and discovered both my tires on the right were flat. i know who did this, it was carolyn and kevin. it was one of them im sure of it it couldnt have been anybody else. no one elses car has been messed with, we go to the same college and she lives in menifee so shes gonna see my car. i filed a police report and now im just waiting on the results. the cop told me to get a restraining order so im going to on monday.
other than that im almost done with the process of applying for the post 9/11 gi bill and ive found the apartment i want. so hopefully by the end of march i will be living in my new apartment. yay! im gonna take a nap now byeee.

~yours truly