i present to you, the list of theme parks i must go to before i die.
1. BonBon Land - a theme park in Denmark. its based on bottley humor. theres rides & sculptures based on the characters puking or taking a dump. theres even perverted pictures of the characters naked by the restrooms.
2. Nintendo Amusement park - enough said.
3. Love Land - a theme park in Korea based on... sex. theres tons of perverted sculptures depicting sexual positions. i'll just wear plastic covers over my shoes to make sure i dont step on any dried up cum.
4. Dickens World - this is what it would be like if charles dickens' books were reality. of course its located in the United Kingdom. lol.
5. Hershey Park - my favorite chocolate has a theme park? definately going. no doubt this park is located in america, pennsylvania to be exact.
6. Haw Par Villa - even if this park doesn't have rides, i still wanna go. its main focus is chinese folklore and mythology. i dont know one person who chose a mythology or world folklore class in highschool cause they didnt wanna take english. this park is located in singapore.
and lastly, i want to go to heaven.
heaven is an amusement park by: Malachi Ward
~ yours truly
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